A Chorus Line

Guess What? You Should See It.

Because

-         Becky Cooper is a slut. She also wonders when she'll grow tits.

-         Molly Ruben-Long is a seasoned dancer

-         Joel Richert has gonorrhea

-         Ella Gibson is adopted by Chinese Parents

-         Matthew Gottesman can do that.

-         Julia Leffler and Johnny Jorquera are married.

-         Rachel Lin is Nothing.

-         Kasey Huizinga comes on too strong.

-         Charlotte Austin is made up.

-         Atrish Bagchi breaks his leg.

-         Mike Cartusciello swears to god and hopes to die.

-         Martha Moldovan isn’t old enough to wear a bra.

-         Hannah Temkin is a freak.

-         Kevin Hu is also a freak.

-         Warlito DeLeon is hard.

-         Ben Wexler is Black.

So in short, it’s gonna be insane.

Friday November 4^th, 7 PM

Saturday November 5^th, 7:30 PM

10 bucks a shot.

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